- Wet hair
- Comb through
- Separate at the part
- Draw a pentagram on the floor
- Perform blood sacrifice
- Offer up your soul to the devil
- Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
- Summon Satan
- Ask Satan to braid your hair
You know what?
Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?
And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”
When I shot the photos for the Surgeons In Space I wanted to make sure we had plenty of options to choose from for the final print. We ended up shooting over a dozen different poses and arrangements. Here are some of my favorites that didn’t make the final cut. Many of…
chocolate-covered cheesecake on a stick
i just made an elongated choking sound
i would deepthroat like 4 of these at one time.
i would eat it normally yall weird as fuck
IM SO FUCKING SORRY
i t d o e s n ‘ t h a v e t o b e a h u m a n
YOU’RE MAKING IT WORSE DAMMIT
♪ O k a y B y e e e e e ~ ♫ UnU